> Tracing route: history → you
How did you end up here?
Every invention leads to another, usually by accident and rarely on purpose. Let’s nip back and check, one link at a time.
Error 404 · Connection not found
Oops. A broken connection.
Twelve centuries of progress, and the chain snaps one link short of you. Most inconvenient. Please stand by; an engineer has been summoned.
Status 200 · Connection restored
Fixing broken connections is what I do.
Lenders, lead gens, platforms, partners and the people in between. When one part of a consumer or online lending operation stops talking to the rest, I find the break and get the whole chain moving again.
or ring (954) 906-0854Call or textCallText (it goes to the )
This page is still being wired up. Mind the cables.
A chain of connections, from the stirrup to this page
8th century
The stirrup
Riders stop falling off horses. Armored knights become practical, if ruinously expensive to kit out. Somebody, somewhere, offers terms.
Meanwhile, in 1440
The printing press
Copying gets cheap. Forms get printed by the thousand. Humanity begins its long and frankly unhealthy relationship with paperwork.
1876
The telephone
“Mr. Watson, come here.” Watson came. Outbound contact rates have never been that good since.
1950
The charge card
Legend has it a man forgot his wallet at dinner. Rather than do the washing up, he helped invent “pay later.” It caught on.
1969
The first network message
Two computers try to send “LOGIN.” The system crashes after “LO.” The internet’s first word is a dropped connection. Foreshadowing.
Late 1990s
The online application
Clipboards become web forms. The Submit button is born, and with it, the nervous second click.
2000s
The ping tree
Leads cascade down the ping tree in milliseconds, a marvel of modern plumbing. Then one sluggish buyer up top clogs the pipe, and your conversion rate goes tumbling over the falls.
ERROR 404
Connection not found.
This link appears to be broken. Please do not adjust your set.
STATUS 200
Connection restored.
- Repaired by
- John
- Downtime
- ~3 seconds
- Parts used
- 1 connection
- Paradoxes
- None known
Today
You, here.
And that is how you ended up at Dalton Consulting.
Page under construction.
Until then, the fastest connection is the direct one. Tell me what’s going on with your lending operation, your traffic, your platform or your partners, and I’ll tell you what I’d do about it. Usually on the first call.
Ring (954) 906-0854Call or textCallText. You’ll get the ; the machine gets me.
“The right person in the right room is worth a year of guessing.”
John